I AM YOUR KING

king tegan
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The Dwarf King has returned

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Characters: Ashoka, Jiang-Li
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I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 3:22:37 GMT -6

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Post by king tegan on Jun 27, 2013 3:22:37 GMT -6

KNEEL BEFORE ME MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR DWARF KING, TEGAN.
i realize some of you may not know me as well as others; like old members for example :I

SO LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE BITCHES.
I AM YOUR KING.
YOU ARE ALL BANISHED.
THE END.

oh and i'm a super weird asexual queer deer if that makes sense.
i fuckin like mac n' cheese
i'm a huge nerd
i go to conventions
i make fursuits
i like zombies
and gore
and vidja games
and game of thrones
and reading books
and drinking tea
tea is also a nickname you can call me i guess buT I PREFER KING TEGAN OR M'LORD
i draw things like porn
i rp obviously
uh...
i swear a lot
and i'm short
i'm only 5'5"
i am done growing as i am almost 19
i will not grow more
i am slowly shrinking instead
hence why i am your dwarf king
aaand yeah.

NOW YOUR KING IS FINISHED SPEAKING.
MOVE ALONG OBNOXIOUS HUMAN. BRING ME FORTH THE HEAD OF YOUR FIRST BORN ON A PIKE AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.

snaggleTOOTH Dragon Bait Posts: 12	I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 12:46:52 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snaggleTOOTH on Jun 27, 2013 12:46:52 GMT -6 mmmmmmmmm yes I like you <333 ~cuddlecuddlekisskiss~

The Great and Powerful Ba'al Site Creator herpin' derps Posts: 112 Characters: Baratheon, BlackWidow Herds: no herds	I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 15:50:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Great and Powerful Ba'al on Jun 27, 2013 15:50:59 GMT -6 HAHA, I'm older than you, therefore I rule over you. And I'm 5'4", dang u short. Guys do not stop growing until they are 25 :3 It's ok, you still have a little while.
	T U M B L R

king tegan Administrator The Dwarf King has returned Posts: 33 Characters: Ashoka, Jiang-Li Herds: None	I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 16:13:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by king tegan on Jun 27, 2013 16:13:05 GMT -6 no ur banished no cuddlecuddlekisskiss and no u don't understand i am done growing 5ever :I i am no mere 'guy' i haven't grown an inch the past 8 years or so. i am doone. foreverr

The Great and Powerful Ba'al Site Creator herpin' derps Posts: 112 Characters: Baratheon, BlackWidow Herds: no herds	I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 17:58:37 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Great and Powerful Ba'al on Jun 27, 2013 17:58:37 GMT -6 You'll grow in other places owo
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king tegan Administrator The Dwarf King has returned Posts: 33 Characters: Ashoka, Jiang-Li Herds: None	I AM YOUR KING Jun 27, 2013 19:09:33 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by king tegan on Jun 27, 2013 19:09:33 GMT -6 that would explain my large feet and long fingers .__.

Wiley Delicious Pancakes Posts: 67 Characters: Adelaid, Arcadian	I AM YOUR KING Jun 28, 2013 12:23:37 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wiley on Jun 28, 2013 12:23:37 GMT -6 You know what they say about guys with big feet. . .

asanadain Dragon Bait Posts: 11	I AM YOUR KING Jun 28, 2013 13:23:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by asanadain on Jun 28, 2013 13:23:35 GMT -6 LARGE SOCKS.

king tegan Administrator The Dwarf King has returned Posts: 33 Characters: Ashoka, Jiang-Li Herds: None	I AM YOUR KING Jun 28, 2013 17:57:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by king tegan on Jun 28, 2013 17:57:25 GMT -6 large socks and large shoes :U ok no tho srsly that whole 'big feet' thing is totes a lie i have met so many guys i have seen so many guys with big feet and they have like a baby peen

The Great and Powerful Ba'al Site Creator herpin' derps Posts: 112 Characters: Baratheon, BlackWidow Herds: no herds	I AM YOUR KING Jun 28, 2013 20:41:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Great and Powerful Ba'al on Jun 28, 2013 20:41:53 GMT -6 ~~and you think yours isn't a baby?~~
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king tegan Administrator The Dwarf King has returned Posts: 33 Characters: Ashoka, Jiang-Li Herds: None	I AM YOUR KING Jun 29, 2013 0:08:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by king tegan on Jun 29, 2013 0:08:53 GMT -6 ~~who thinks their peen is a baby peen~~

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Post by king tegan on Jun 27, 2013 16:13:05 GMT -6

Post by The Great and Powerful Ba'al on Jun 27, 2013 17:58:37 GMT -6

Post by king tegan on Jun 27, 2013 19:09:33 GMT -6

Post by Wiley on Jun 28, 2013 12:23:37 GMT -6

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Post by king tegan on Jun 28, 2013 17:57:25 GMT -6

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Post by king tegan on Jun 29, 2013 0:08:53 GMT -6

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